What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:12
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Me : Thank you.
What kind of person makes you think "how come there are people like that"?
He : Tea ?
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
What was your first trans experience like?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
What happened to your school bully?
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
What do women talk about mostly(among themselves)?
Me : I don't drink
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
He : I'm 24.
How do teachers justify punishing a student for fighting back against their bullies?
Me : No
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
Why do I sometimes hear full conversations when I am alone?
Me : Sure.
Me : Because it's month of August.
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
What should I do to get over a relationship?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
In the TV show Supernatural, why is God portrayed as cruel?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
He : Then let's have some coffee
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Do you think the number of sissies is on the rise?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Me : I don't drink coffee also
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?